Background: If you aren’t familiar with the meme #FirstWorldProblems, here’s an explanation I found that pretty much sums it up:
“First World Problems are frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by privileged individuals in wealthy countries. It is typically used as a tongue-in-cheek comedic device to make light of trivial inconveniences.”
You can check out some examples on twitter.
Anyway, it got me thinking about some privileged inconveniences related to Type 1 Diabetes. With so many very real obstacles and challenges to deal with everyday, it is nice every once in awhile to try to see the more trivial problems and the comedic side of dealing with diabetes as well. Although I must admit, it was pretty hard to think of these.
If you have any that you’d like to add, I’d love to hear them!
The store only has the generic glucose tablets left #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My new pink CGM clashes with my colored case #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
This packet of fruit snacks for my low doesn’t have any of my favorite flavors in it #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
I bolused for those chips but now I don’t feel like eating them #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My friend thinks all these people are calling me when my purse vibrates, but really I have no messages and its just my CGM going off #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My infusion set tape leaves funky tan lines when I’m tanning #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My CGM is going off in the other room, but I don’t want to get out of bed to read it #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My glucose meter isn’t backlit so I can’t read it in the dark #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
They were out of pink colored infusion sets, so I had to order blue #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
The free drinks at this event are all regular and not diet #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
I have all these free glucose meters but they all use a different brand of test strips #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
When people ask if my insulin pump is a pager, I feel like I seem outdated and behind the times #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My lulu lemon yoga pants don’t have pockets for my pump #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My outlet is full and I can’t charge my glucose meter, CGM, iPhone, and laptop all at the same time #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My CGM doesn’t have a tone that I like #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
The sugar-free option tastes bad #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
I always end up with more syringes than infusion sets at the end of the month and have to change my order the next time #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
There are 1000 diabetes related apps for droids but only 600 for iOS #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
The coffee shop is out of Splenda #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
All my diabetes devices wont fit in the clutch that matches my outfit #FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
My insulin pump is only dunk proof and not water proof
#FirstWorldDiabetesProblems
This is so great! It's too early in the morning or I'm sure I would have something to add to your list. I love it, gave me some good laughs.
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haha so great! Amazing
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those are great!
My (current one) would be:
The large-chain-doughnut-place currently running a promotion can't tell me how many carbs is in that one doughnut.
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Haha!! Perfect for national doughnut day today!
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Next time someone asks you if it's a pager, you should ask them “what's a pager?!” then THEY will feel old and out of touch! LOL!
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HAHA! I'm totally going to do that! That's so funny
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thanks! 🙂
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These are hilarious! I especially agree with the sugar free options. They're almost always gross. Sugar free ice cream is worse than everything!
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